Showing posts with label kabaklaan. Show all posts
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Friday, August 9, 2013

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Be Becky Vavajee



Alam ko wit itey ang 1st time nyong ma hihearsung ang mga terms and all about the bekispeak na ginagamit ko sa blog na itey so para mas mapadali ang buhay ninyo I made a Beksyonary para naman mas lumawak pa ang baklabulary nyo..


Aurora Blvd,Aurora Halili-  tambayan ng mga bet maka hala, Emote ng beking may bet na kuya

Gloria Romero - Beking walang sawang umiikot sa area at di titigil sa pag roroam hanggang walang nakukuhang biktima

Rowena - Si Rowena ang babaeng tatawag sayo pag wala kang nakuhang matinong aura sa pag rampa mo... in short Zero!


Nemola,Namesung,Syungalan,Cynthia - Name,Sino, Sino Sya

Coco- kokonti na lang ang hair, bilang na bilang ang attendance ng hair sa follicles ng ulo ni Mam or Sir

Kyowag- Calls

GGSS- Gandang Ganda sa Sarili

Aleli,Kat-Kat,- Alila, katulong

Witchelles,Witchikik,wititit,wae- hinde,wala

GL Card - Card na ginagamit para mka aura ng libre... Ganda Lang ang puhunan

Mumu - mumurahin

Nakaka LL- Nkaka luwag luwag

Nkaka SS, Gym Body - Nakaka sikip, Pabigat!

Korina Sanchez- Kuripot, wae bet mag ambag sa twina, pero kung makikain wagas... sing laki ng pez ni Kurina ang kakapalan

Festival Mall - Mukha, Face

Wally- Wa leeg, para sa mga obis na kagaya keij na nalost na ang leeg dahil sa kaubisan

Lili and GiGi not GG ok?- Nanlilimahid at ng gigitata

Ate Vi- Atribida, Ma papel

Dual Citizen - Mapapel at Plastic

Egyptian Airlines - Jeep

Kyota Kinabalu - Bata, teeny boppers

Boy Band - Lalaking sintaba ng baboy

GG- Jiji e-ra, gawa-gawang chika, mga talak na di makatotohanan

Erna - Di mo bet ang amoy nitey. Kaya gagamitin ko na lang sa sentence... Te... ma kyoho... naka apak ka ba ng erna? So alam na?

Imbey - Imbyerna, Irita, Pika

Eme- Eme - Eni Eni lang

Kusay/Smellanie Marquez- Amoy ng Erna

Papaitan/Uranus - Eto ay labasan ng Erna

Syupatembang - kapatid kagaya din ng Sisteraka

Otoko, Hombre - lalaki

Merli, Merlat, Bilat - Babae

Higad - kelangan pa bang imemorize yan?

Moonique - Aura ni Friendship na medyo may extrang inch ang baba, na nag mimistulang moon pag nka side view

Sea Man - Aura ni friendship na mukhang Sea Monster at  may kakila kilabot na PEZ

Hagrid - Aura ni friendship na mukhang bakulaw sa laki

Thru the FIRE - Aura ni Friendship na ang peg ay Si Chaka Khan

Hale Berry - Halitosis to the Nth Level

Maggie - Magilagid, gums to gums ang labanan

Dina M - Dina Masama, OK na rin, pwede na

True or False/Jollibee/Nyostises - nandito ang saya.. at pag wae nito wae ka rin maka laugh ng bongga, Ikaw na ang magtanong ng mahiwagang tanong... Is that true or false? ... Teeth?

BudJey,Okane,Manilyn - Pera 

TiFFany - Baklang nag titipid dahil kinulang na ang budJey

Getlak/Ginetlak - Kuha

Tegi,Tegras,Syutay - Ginetlak na ni Lord at nsa UK down under na...

Bibora- Sidekick ni Valentina na walang kasing daldal... at pag beki ka... at wala kang humpay chumika... BIBORA ka!

MerMer- Na Memera/Opportunista mga taong tubong Alaska

Kwala  Lumpur, Malaysia - tahanan ng Hari ng tondo, mostly may gulong sa ibabaw ng bubong

Fransya - Hinde ito ang tagalog ng Bansang Pranses kundi ito ay ang mga taong may kakaibang sapak... mga baliw...

Bona - uri ng pag niniig ng dalawang nilalang

Bayembang/Bayis/Bali Indonesia - ito ay ang pag tats sa sarili sa saliw ng awitin ni Mama Celine Dion All by my self...

Balaj - balahura

Matmat/Matud/- Nag mamay ari ng kamay ni Hilda, mga tulisan, mga gumigetlak ng mga bagay na di kanila at finders keepers ang motto nila... 


As you know laksa laksang mga salita ang pinapa andar ng mga sang kabadingan at di nila bet na nag mamainstream ang mga ito, kaya patuloy ang pag evolve ng mga salita mabilis pa sa las kwatro at mas marami pa sa bilang ng pokemons...




Thursday, December 13, 2012

Walang Kamatayang Beauty Pageant Quotes


1. Sa tingin ko ang pinaka-asset ko sa mukha ko ay ugali. Mabait kasi ako eh.
- MR. POGI CONTESTANT'S ANSWER TO THE QUESTION: ANO SA MUKHA MO ANG PINAKA-ASSET MO?

2. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! I am Ma. Rosario Liboon, I come from the beautiful city of Pangasinan...City!

- SHE'S GOT THE LOOK CONTESTANT

3. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! I am Carmelita Hernandez, I come from Pasay City and I want to be a medicine!

- ANOTHER SHE'S GOT THE LOOK CONTESTANT

4. Host: What is your favorite motto?

Contestant: (after a long pause) I don’t have a motto eh.
(so the crowd starts helping her out. the crowd started saying, “Time is gold! Time is gold!”)
Contestant: I have na po. Chinese gold

5. BB. PILIPINAS PAGEANT NIGHT

HOST: If you only had one of the five senses,
what would you want to have?
CANDIDATE: Uhm... the sense of sight.
HOST: And why is that?
CANDIDATE: Uhm, because...because I have beautiful eyes.

6. BB. PILIPINAS PAGEANT NIGHT

HOST: So you live not far from here. So, how did you come here? Did you walk or did you ride?
CANDIDATE: Um, of course "did you ride."

7. Local Gay Beauty Pageant:

Emcee: What can you say about the violence in our country today?
Candidate: Naman, kuya ... Gitara nga di ako marunong ... BAYOLENS pa?

8. In a Miss Gay Pageant

Host: How can we uplift our economy today even though we are under economic crisis??
Gay:(namutla) Mga Syuta kayo!!! akala ko ba miss gay ito!!! quizbee pala!!!

9. question and answer portion in a local pageant ....

Candidate: may kasabihan po tayo the more we speak the more likely we make mistakes...so for me not to make a mistake i will not answer your question. I thank you"

10. Miss Gay Beauty Pageant Question: IF YOU DIE TOMORROW, WHY NOT NOW?

Candidate: BECAUSE TODAY IS NOT TOMORROW BUT IF YOUR IN A HURRY JUST GO AHEAD AND I WILL FOLLOW. THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

11. Local Beauty Pageant Question: WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE BEST PART OF YOUR BODY? WHY?

Candidate: THE BEST PART OF MY BODY IS MY NECK... THE NECK HOLDS THE HEAD WHICH WILL WEAR THE CROWN LATER TONIGHT. THANK YOU.

12. Miss Gay Beauty Pageant....

Emcee: CONTESTANT NUMBER 3. DO YOU BELIEVE THAT MAN CAME FROM APE?
CONTESTANT: (ANG BADING LUMINGON, SABAY GRAB NG MIKE) ... YES, I BELIEVE SO, JUST TAKE A LOOK AT CANDIDATE NUMBER 2 ...

13. Host: If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?"

Contestant: That's a very good question. Keep it up. (Then the girl turns and walks away.)

14. Host: If you were given any special power, what would it be?

Girl: Power of Attorney!