Walang Kamatayang Beauty Pageant Quotes

1. Sa tingin ko ang pinaka-asset ko sa mukha ko ay ugali. Mabait kasi ako eh.
- MR. POGI CONTESTANT'S ANSWER TO THE QUESTION: ANO SA MUKHA MO ANG PINAKA-ASSET MO?

2. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! I am Ma. Rosario Liboon, I come from the beautiful city of Pangasinan...City!
- SHE'S GOT THE LOOK CONTESTANT

3. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! I am Carmelita Hernandez, I come from Pasay City and I want to be a medicine!
- ANOTHER SHE'S GOT THE LOOK CONTESTANT

4. Host: What is your favorite motto?
Contestant: (after a long pause) I don’t have a motto eh.
(so the crowd starts helping her out. the crowd started saying, “Time is gold! Time is gold!”)
Contestant: I have na po. Chinese gold

5. BB. PILIPINAS PAGEANT NIGHT
HOST: If you only had one of the five senses,
what would you want to have?
CANDIDATE: Uhm... the sense of sight.
HOST: And why is that?
CANDIDATE: Uhm, because...because I have beautiful eyes.

6. BB. PILIPINAS PAGEANT NIGHT
HOST: So you live not far from here. So, how did you come here? Did you walk or did you ride?
CANDIDATE: Um, of course "did you ride."

7. Local Gay Beauty Pageant:
Emcee: What can you say about the violence in our country today?
Candidate: Naman, kuya ... Gitara nga di ako marunong ... BAYOLENS pa?

8. In a Miss Gay Pageant
Host: How can we uplift our economy today even though we are under economic crisis??
Gay:(namutla) Mga Syuta kayo!!! akala ko ba miss gay ito!!! quizbee pala!!!

9. question and answer portion in a local pageant ....
Candidate: may kasabihan po tayo the more we speak the more likely we make mistakes...so for me not to make a mistake i will not answer your question. I thank you"

10. Miss Gay Beauty Pageant Question: IF YOU DIE TOMORROW, WHY NOT NOW?
Candidate: BECAUSE TODAY IS NOT TOMORROW BUT IF YOUR IN A HURRY JUST GO AHEAD AND I WILL FOLLOW. THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

11. Local Beauty Pageant Question: WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE BEST PART OF YOUR BODY? WHY?
Candidate: THE BEST PART OF MY BODY IS MY NECK... THE NECK HOLDS THE HEAD WHICH WILL WEAR THE CROWN LATER TONIGHT. THANK YOU.

12. Miss Gay Beauty Pageant....
Emcee: CONTESTANT NUMBER 3. DO YOU BELIEVE THAT MAN CAME FROM APE?
CONTESTANT: (ANG BADING LUMINGON, SABAY GRAB NG MIKE) ... YES, I BELIEVE SO, JUST TAKE A LOOK AT CANDIDATE NUMBER 2 ...

13. Host: If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?"
Contestant: That's a very good question. Keep it up. (Then the girl turns and walks away.)

14. Host: If you were given any special power, what would it be?
Girl: Power of Attorney!